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ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION#12 (14)
If u want
SUCCESS in
life;

be
Sweet
as
Honey,

be
Regular
as
Clock,

be
Fresh
as
Rose,

be
Soft
as
Tissue,

be
Strong
as
Rock,

be
Sure
as
Death,

and....
be
Smart
as
ME.
(From: Prosenjit - Kolkata)

All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration
to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone
who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
when things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things

1) God

2)your Parents

&

3)My sweet prayers ...........
(From: Mehmoood Rana - Lahore/Pakistan)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohokuch nahi yaar bas aapki sakal yaad aa gayi
(From: ankit - faridabad)
How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.
(From: Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune)
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
(From: Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune)
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
(From: Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune)
Life may bring failure, hardships, tears & lots of pain... but there's always a reason 2 smile as long as u r there.
(From: Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune)
As long as we have memries yestrday remains. As long as we have hope, 2morrow awaits. As long as we have friendshp, each day is nevr a waste.
(From: Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune)
Dil me basa hai pyar tera, Ankhon mein basi hai tasveer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY.
(From: Shyam J. Sugandhi - )
I
Ask
God
2

make
u
happy

make
u
smile

guide
u
safety

thru
every
mile

Grant
u
wealth

Give
u
health

And
most
of
all

Give
u storng memory so u dont 4get ME
(From: Shelina Begum-Rahman - )

Dear Customer,
We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Thank you.
Sender:
Helpline
(From: Rupinder Rationalist - Moga,(
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
(From: Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune)
U're unlike no one else in the world becos God is not a duplicator, a creator he is, u're individualistic individualized in your own individuality.
(From: yinka eluyemi - nigeria)


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